surprisebitch:

nickjonasnipples:

me before work: i hate work i would honestly rather die than set foot in that building even just the idea of working makes my stomach churn FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism

me at work: honestly? this isn’t bad! i’m just doing my thing! making some money! it’s not like i would be doing anything constructive at home anyway! i love working! 

me after work:  that was the worst day of my whole entire life i wish i was dead FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism

THE BIGGEST RETAIL WORKER MOOD

(via forlornly)

hipindie:

music knows my deepest feelings

(via unspen)

desnaa:

Steven Sugar’s Pink, Yellow, and Blue Diamond Days promos! 

I think we can predict what color’s up for January 21st…

sonderingtrashcompactor:

WE’RE POPPING THE BIGGEST BOTTLES

HOMOPHOBIC 76 JOKES ARE OFF THE TABLE FOREVER

iconicbane:

black panther: *was the third highest grossing movie of all time, broke all kinds of records and was a landmark for diversity and representation*

the golden globes:

retiredprince:

person im having sex with: can you actually let me finish first this time?

me: i didnt cum to make friends, i came to win.

(Source: arisell-i, via surprisebitch)

podencos:

Where is the lavender bushel emoji

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